My Real Identity

My biological paternal grandfather was Luis Pimentel from Valverde Mao. As Junot Diaz would say, "he knew someone up in el palacio." He died when my father was young, and my grandmother later remarried. Luis never legitimized my father; he was a man of mystery.

Miguel Abreu later married my grandmother, Barbara Collado, and he adopted and raised my father, Dario Collado; in death Dario Abreu. I'm eternally grateful to the Abreu family. 

I feel no guilt: Luis Pimentel was a product of fascist times and had his mind -- cyst in temporal lobe which causes ADHD-PI -- warped from a young age.
I'll now let the mystery die and remain Abreu, since Pimentel is pretty Hebrew as well. And hey, at least they rumor that someone close to him influenced Trujillo to found Sosua, a safe haven for Jews during WWII. Since my grandmother can no longer speak, there's no one tell what else he did, and I think it's better that way.

My Real Identity

My biological paternal grandfather was Luis Pimentel from Valverde Mao. As Junot Diaz would say, "he knew someone up in el palacio." He died when my father was young, and my grandmother later remarried. Luis never legitimized my father; he was a man of mystery.

Miguel Abreu later married my grandmother, Barbara Collado, and he adopted and raised my father, Dario Collado; in death Dario Abreu. I'm eternally grateful to the Abreu family. 

I feel no guilt: Luis Pimentel was a product of fascist times and had his mind -- cyst in temporal lobe which causes ADHD-PI -- warped from a young age.
I'll now let the mystery die and remain Abreu, since Pimentel is pretty Hebrew as well. And hey, at least they rumor that someone close to him influenced Trujillo to found Sosua, a safe haven for Jews during WWII. Since my grandmother can no longer speak, there's no one tell what else he did, and I think it's better that way.

The Curse of My Father's Line

The males are born with an 11 mm aracnoid cyst in the left temporal lobe. It gives us ADHD-PI, and very high natural intelligence. We're master reverse-engineers. However, our emotions can kill us of a stroke. 

Nonetheless, I consider myself fortunate to have been given this double-edged sword. As long as I keep myself happy and well fed, I'll live a full life. Though I have been fortunate, others have a cyst that is too large for their heads. These are your Hitlers, and maybe your Bushes.

I'm not saying that everyone that has an oversized cyst in their temporal lobe is a criminal, but we must recognize that a person with this condition shouldn't be allowed to drive, own a gun, or serve in government. These are mere precautions. 

You can see my CT scan here. Why can't you see your leaders'!?

The Curse of My Father's Line

The males are born with an 11 mm aracnoid cyst in the left temporal lobe. It gives us ADHD-PI, and very high natural intelligence. We're master reverse-engineers. However, our emotions can kill us of a stroke. 

Nonetheless, I consider myself fortunate to have been given this double-edged sword. As long as I keep myself happy and well fed, I'll live a full life. Though I have been fortunate, others have a cyst that is too large for their heads. These are your Hitlers, and maybe your Bushes.

I'm not saying that everyone that has an oversized cyst in their temporal lobe is a criminal, but we must recognize that a person with this condition shouldn't be allowed to drive, own a gun, or serve in government. These are mere precautions. 

You can see my CT scan here. Why can't you see your leaders'!?

Israeli-Iranian Tensions to Dominate Venezuelan Politics for Foreseeable Future

Chavez consorts with anti-semites and is friendly with the Iranian regime, completely ignoring its persecution of LGBTQ individuals and extensive human rights abuses. He believes in, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." This is the philosophy that justified Japan's involvement with Axis powers during WWII. Chavez is a demagogue and powerful historian. 

Henrique Capriles Radonski, Chavez' opponent, is the grandson of holocaust victims. He frequently vouches his distrust of government, using his apparent paranoia (perhaps persecution complex) to project an almost laissez faire attitude. After extensively examining his blinking patterns [he blinks less frequently when talking about objects and physical movements], and from reading his work as a lawyer, I have deduced that he is on the autism spectrum. 

If Chavez wins, expect a paranoid government that actually does persecute minorities. If Radonski wins, expect a callous government and a highly paranoid population with one of the world's highest murder rates per capita.