The Curse of My Father's Line

The males are born with an 11 mm aracnoid cyst in the left temporal lobe. It gives us ADHD-PI, and very high natural intelligence. We're master reverse-engineers. However, our emotions can kill us of a stroke. 

Nonetheless, I consider myself fortunate to have been given this double-edged sword. As long as I keep myself happy and well fed, I'll live a full life. Though I have been fortunate, others have a cyst that is too large for their heads. These are your Hitlers, and maybe your Bushes.

I'm not saying that everyone that has an oversized cyst in their temporal lobe is a criminal, but we must recognize that a person with this condition shouldn't be allowed to drive, own a gun, or serve in government. These are mere precautions. 

You can see my CT scan here. Why can't you see your leaders'!?

The Curse of My Father's Line

The males are born with an 11 mm aracnoid cyst in the left temporal lobe. It gives us ADHD-PI, and very high natural intelligence. We're master reverse-engineers. However, our emotions can kill us of a stroke. 

Nonetheless, I consider myself fortunate to have been given this double-edged sword. As long as I keep myself happy and well fed, I'll live a full life. Though I have been fortunate, others have a cyst that is too large for their heads. These are your Hitlers, and maybe your Bushes.

I'm not saying that everyone that has an oversized cyst in their temporal lobe is a criminal, but we must recognize that a person with this condition shouldn't be allowed to drive, own a gun, or serve in government. These are mere precautions. 

You can see my CT scan here. Why can't you see your leaders'!?

Israeli-Iranian Tensions to Dominate Venezuelan Politics for Foreseeable Future

Chavez consorts with anti-semites and is friendly with the Iranian regime, completely ignoring its persecution of LGBTQ individuals and extensive human rights abuses. He believes in, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." This is the philosophy that justified Japan's involvement with Axis powers during WWII. Chavez is a demagogue and powerful historian. 

Henrique Capriles Radonski, Chavez' opponent, is the grandson of holocaust victims. He frequently vouches his distrust of government, using his apparent paranoia (perhaps persecution complex) to project an almost laissez faire attitude. After extensively examining his blinking patterns [he blinks less frequently when talking about objects and physical movements], and from reading his work as a lawyer, I have deduced that he is on the autism spectrum. 

If Chavez wins, expect a paranoid government that actually does persecute minorities. If Radonski wins, expect a callous government and a highly paranoid population with one of the world's highest murder rates per capita.  

Israeli-Iranian Tensions to Dominate Venezuelan Politics for Foreseeable Future

Chavez consorts with anti-semites and is friendly with the Iranian regime, completely ignoring its persecution of LGBTQ individuals and extensive human rights abuses. He believes in, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." This is the philosophy that justified Japan's involvement with Axis powers during WWII. Chavez is a demagogue and powerful historian. 

Henrique Capriles Radonski, Chavez' opponent, is the grandson of holocaust victims. He frequently vouches his distrust of government, using his apparent paranoia (perhaps persecution complex) to project an almost laissez faire attitude. After extensively examining his blinking patterns [he blinks less frequently when talking about objects and physical movements], and from reading his work as a lawyer, I have deduced that he is on the autism spectrum. 

If Chavez wins, expect a paranoid government that actually does persecute minorities. If Radonski wins, expect a callous government and a highly paranoid population with one of the world's highest murder rates per capita.  

Sarkozy: The Most Dangerous Demagogue in the EU

Just two weeks ago he was saying France had "too many foreigners" and now he's asking us to trust him and give him the power to further censor the internet.

Extremism is dangerous, no doubt, and those who promote it should be brought to justice, but Mr. Sarkozy is a man who I trust about as much as I do Hugo Chavez. If Sarkozy weren't so short, insecure, and uncharismatic I would put my money on him as the dude most likely to start a third world war. 

Sarkozy: The Most Dangerous Demagogue in the EU

Just two weeks ago he was saying France had "too many foreigners" and now he's asking us to trust him and give him the power to further censor the internet.

Extremism is dangerous, no doubt, and those who promote it should be brought to justice, but Mr. Sarkozy is a man who I trust about as much as I do Hugo Chavez. If Sarkozy weren't so short, insecure, and uncharismatic I would put my money on him as the dude most likely to start a third world war.