That's Another Million Won Fine

Guys, you don't beat up a random Korean 'cause you think he was barking in your direction.

That's Another Million Won Fine

Guys, you don't beat up a random Korean 'cause you think he was barking in your direction.

Accused Hooker Hill Arsonist: "Fire a case of overfermented kimchi, faulty lighter"

Accused Hooker Hill Arsonist: "Fire a case of overfermented kimchi, faulty lighter"

Having a six pack could save you up to 20,000 won on Hooker Hill

This young Sergeant was able to haggle down an hour of "entertainment" by flashing his six pack.

Having a six pack could save you up to 20,000 won on Hooker Hill

This young Sergeant was able to haggle down an hour of "entertainment" by flashing his six pack.

He never did manage to make it up the stairs

"We had just returned from a 36 hour long rock concert. I left him there and went to eat with a random Korean family. I returned a couple of hours later and the only thing that had changed was the amount of makgeolli inside of his bottle."

-- El Turco

He never did manage to make it up the stairs

"We had just returned from a 36 hour long rock concert. I left him there and went to eat with a random Korean family. I returned a couple of hours later and the only thing that had changed was the amount of makgeolli inside of his bottle."

-- El Turco

What's with the red brillo pad under the armpit? This is Hooker Hill, have some decency. Shave.

And the brown dude in the back: wassup with that carpet on your chest?

What's with the red brillo pad under the armpit? This is Hooker Hill, have some decency. Shave.

And the brown dude in the back: wassup with that carpet on your chest?

The Hooker Hill Midget has Died

According to rumors, he dyed his hair blond.

The Hooker Hill Midget has Died

According to rumors, he dyed his hair blond.

Welcome to Hooker Hill, Itaewon! The rules of logic do not apply

This guy was lost in the Korean rednecks line dancing in the middle of the bar.

Welcome to Hooker Hill, Itaewon! The rules of logic do not apply

This guy was lost in the Korean rednecks line dancing in the middle of the bar.

The best breakdancer on Hooker Hill. Someone get him some teeth!

The best breakdancer on Hooker Hill. Someone get him some teeth!

Well, at least he's dressed like a gentleman and standing by the library, so the Yale degree was not for naught

Well, at least he's dressed like a gentleman and standing by the library, so the Yale degree was not for naught

I Wonder Who the Figure in the Black Hood is. He looks completely unfamiliar ;)

I Wonder Who the Figure in the Black Hood is. He looks completely unfamiliar ;)

You're not Drunk if you're Not Technically Stumbling Down Hooker Hill

You're not Drunk if you're Not Technically Stumbling Down Hooker Hill

The Guy in the background is blacked out with no idea that there are ten cops busting heads around him

This is the kind of balance that only an Old Town master can have at 9am in the morning.

The Guy in the background is blacked out with no idea that there are ten cops busting heads around him

This is the kind of balance that only an Old Town master can have at 9am in the morning.

Taking Off Those Masks Must be Hard

Taking Off Those Masks Must be Hard

Not Technically Hooker Hill, but Her Ability to Hold On to Her Snack is Priceless

Not Technically Hooker Hill, but Her Ability to Hold On to Her Snack is Priceless

Uff, It's a Good Thing You Can't See the Stream of Piss in the Darkness

Uff, It's a Good Thing You Can't See the Stream of Piss in the Darkness