Monday, January 21, 2013

The US Empire of Bases

On a daily basis, over 30 flights come-and-go from Camp Lemmonnier in Djbouti. Since the Obama administration upped the use of drones in Yemen and Somalia, air traffic has become problematic for the tiny, impoverished African nation. Though massive by African standards, Camp Lemmonnier represents a relatively new and small addition to the United States' behemoth collection of bases around the world.

According to the Department of Defence, the United States has a total of 668 bases, circling the world in every place but Antarctica. The number 668 is a decrease from the official number of 702 in the year 2003. The fact is, the Pentagon doesn't list the number of bases that it has in Afghanistan in its current report. The total number of US bases is thus a mystery to just about everyone.

The CIA -- which since the advent of the war on terror has morphed beyond its origins as an intelligence gathering operation into a paramilitary force that operates a classified number of drones out of classified number of locations -- has also exploded the number of US installations abroad.

Most Americans that you'd come across could never even begin to imagine just how massive some US bases are. Yongsan US Army Garrison in South Korea has over 20,000 personnel -- bigger than many American towns -- despite the Korean war having ended nearly 60 years ago.

Likewise, Japan has become a vassal states to American military supremacy. Around most military bases, American military police can be seen patrolling establishments frequented by off-duty soldiers. In essence, the US army has powers on the streets of Seoul that would be in America in contravention of the Posse Comitatus act of 1878. Basically, it's illegal for the US army to do in the streets of America what it can casually do in its vassal states. It's ridiculous to presume that a country with a massive, foreign army within is borders is truly free.

Beyond land installations, of which the US just established one in Australia, one could argue that aircraft carriers are in essence floating bases. Bases project power and serve as infiltration units into all levels of a subjugated society. When New Zealand decided that it didn't want nuclear ships in its waters, the US downgraded it status from "ally" to "friend" because the anti-nuclear law effectively banned US nuclear vessels from its territorial waters.

The truth is that no one can truly say how many facilities the United States operates outside of its borders, but it represents the most massive show of shadow force by any empire since the British. The cost to the American taxpayer is also a mystery. In the American Democracy, the citizens are not allowed to know what its armed forces and paramilitary unit (CIA) call home.

The US Empire of Bases

On a daily basis, over 30 flights come-and-go from Camp Lemmonnier in Djbouti. Since the Obama administration upped the use of drones in Yemen and Somalia, air traffic has become problematic for the tiny, impoverished African nation. Though massive by African standards, Camp Lemmonnier represents a relatively new and small addition to the United States' behemoth collection of bases around the world.

According to the Department of Defence, the United States has a total of 668 bases, circling the world in every place but Antarctica. The number 668 is a decrease from the official number of 702 in the year 2003. The fact is, the Pentagon doesn't list the number of bases that it has in Afghanistan in its current report. The total number of US bases is thus a mystery to just about everyone.

The CIA -- which since the advent of the war on terror has morphed beyond its origins as an intelligence gathering operation into a paramilitary force that operates a classified number of drones out of classified number of locations -- has also exploded the number of US installations abroad.

Most Americans that you'd come across could never even begin to imagine just how massive some US bases are. Yongsan US Army Garrison in South Korea has over 20,000 personnel -- bigger than many American towns -- despite the Korean war having ended nearly 60 years ago.

Likewise, Japan has become a vassal states to American military supremacy. Around most military bases, American military police can be seen patrolling establishments frequented by off-duty soldiers. In essence, the US army has powers on the streets of Seoul that would be in America in contravention of the Posse Comitatus act of 1878. Basically, it's illegal for the US army to do in the streets of America what it can casually do in its vassal states. It's ridiculous to presume that a country with a massive, foreign army within is borders is truly free.

Beyond land installations, of which the US just established one in Australia, one could argue that aircraft carriers are in essence floating bases. Bases project power and serve as infiltration units into all levels of a subjugated society. When New Zealand decided that it didn't want nuclear ships in its waters, the US downgraded it status from "ally" to "friend" because the anti-nuclear law effectively banned US nuclear vessels from its territorial waters.

The truth is that no one can truly say how many facilities the United States operates outside of its borders, but it represents the most massive show of shadow force by any empire since the British. The cost to the American taxpayer is also a mystery. In the American Democracy, the citizens are not allowed to know what its armed forces and paramilitary unit (CIA) call home.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

How I Met my Current Girlfriend

It was a typical summer afternoon and I was wandering around the Red Light District looking for a place to innocently wet my whistle. I was still a relative newcomer to the Amsterdam scene and so I generally just stumbled around letting destiny take me where it desired. Eventually I cut pass Oudezijds Achterburgwal -- Amsterdam's answer to Korea's Hooker Hill -- into Chinatown, and over to Zeedijk street. 

I could smell the booze and drunkenness from down the street and immediately made my way there. I quickly noticed that this wasn't your typical street party. There was booze being served on the street and I ordered a Heineken in the hope that it would help me understand just exactly what kind of street party I had stumbled into.

Around me were drag queens in colors so bright my eyes could barely process them without feeling that burning sensation that comes from staring directly at the sun. Even as I ordered my first beer, a chunky grandmother grabbed my ass and made a licking motion in my direction, the tip of her tongue flickering down and away from her fake mustache. 

The beer was pricey, and I noticed a liquor store. As I made my way into the liquor store, I came across a stunning six-foot blonde hanging out with her friends.  I may be a liberal, open-minded guy, but at the risk of sounding inconsiderate, I have to confess that I'm simply not attracted to 7-foot-tall Dutch guys in flashy dresses and heels. As the closest thing to a straight guy in that festival, I knew I had an advantage.

So I get to the door of the liquor store and I glance over at her left hand, realizing that my target had a wedding ring. This is Amsterdam, where people don't waste time or mince words, so I quickly asked her, "Is that your wedding ring?"
"I'm not married," she replied, and I snapped back, "Oh yea? Well, let me get another beer and I'll be right back."

After almost getting into a fight with the Surinamese worker inside the liquor store, I calmly made my way out, beers in hands. Joana and I asked each other the usual questions and I learned she was also vegan and unemployed. "We're going to be spending a lot of time together if the pussy is good," I thought to myself. 

I would later learn that the vibe I gave her was that it'd be a one-night stand, but it's not everyday that I meet a vegan woman with as much free time as me. I'm surprised she didn't factor that in as we made out in the middle of the drag street festival while gay guys giggled and told us, "It's unnatural!"

We kept kissing and walked into one of the gay bars just to the right of the canal. We molested each other on the way to the back of the bar, and into a quiet nook overlooking the canal parallel to Warmoestraat. As we kissed, a senior citizen in drag blessed our union by drinking from his "holy heel."

Once he started drinking from his shoe, Joanna and I knew we both had drunk enough, and I asked, "Your place or mine?"
I was hoping she'd say hers since I was sleeping on a leaky air mattress with nothing but a radio for entertainment. 
"Let's go to mine," she suggested and I breathed a sign of relief on the way to grab the tram. Eventually we got to her apartment and sat on the balcony.
"So, you don't look 34," she uttered.
"I'm 24," I replied, not caring that she'd overheard the fact that I was much younger. When it comes to love, I've realized that it has no age. I've dated women in their 30s who had the maturity level of a 15-year-old school girl.

But our age difference didn't matter and we jumped in bed, having sex twice that night and twice the next morning. I knew the next morning I'd found someone with whom I share a wild chemistry and spirit of adventure.

What we like the most, however, is when we meet other couples and eventually they ask us how we met.
"We met at Day of Hearts; it's a drag street festival on the Zeedijk." 
Immediately people begin to wonder, and can't help but ask, "so, were you guys in drag?"

We laugh and always reply, "no, but we're working on gender-bending next year."

How I Met my Current Girlfriend

It was a typical summer afternoon and I was wandering around the Red Light District looking for a place to innocently wet my whistle. I was still a relative newcomer to the Amsterdam scene and so I generally just stumbled around letting destiny take me where it desired. Eventually I cut pass Oudezijds Achterburgwal -- Amsterdam's answer to Korea's Hooker Hill -- into Chinatown, and over to Zeedijk street. 

I could smell the booze and drunkenness from down the street and immediately made my way there. I quickly noticed that this wasn't your typical street party. There was booze being served on the street and I ordered a Heineken in the hope that it would help me understand just exactly what kind of street party I had stumbled into.

Around me were drag queens in colors so bright my eyes could barely process them without feeling that burning sensation that comes from staring directly at the sun. Even as I ordered my first beer, a chunky grandmother grabbed my ass and made a licking motion in my direction, the tip of her tongue flickering down and away from her fake mustache. 

The beer was pricey, and I noticed a liquor store. As I made my way into the liquor store, I came across a stunning six-foot blonde hanging out with her friends.  I may be a liberal, open-minded guy, but at the risk of sounding inconsiderate, I have to confess that I'm simply not attracted to 7-foot-tall Dutch guys in flashy dresses and heels. As the closest thing to a straight guy in that festival, I knew I had an advantage.

So I get to the door of the liquor store and I glance over at her left hand, realizing that my target had a wedding ring. This is Amsterdam, where people don't waste time or mince words, so I quickly asked her, "Is that your wedding ring?"
"I'm not married," she replied, and I snapped back, "Oh yea? Well, let me get another beer and I'll be right back."

After almost getting into a fight with the Surinamese worker inside the liquor store, I calmly made my way out, beers in hands. Joana and I asked each other the usual questions and I learned she was also vegan and unemployed. "We're going to be spending a lot of time together if the pussy is good," I thought to myself. 

I would later learn that the vibe I gave her was that it'd be a one-night stand, but it's not everyday that I meet a vegan woman with as much free time as me. I'm surprised she didn't factor that in as we made out in the middle of the drag street festival while gay guys giggled and told us, "It's unnatural!"

We kept kissing and walked into one of the gay bars just to the right of the canal. We molested each other on the way to the back of the bar, and into a quiet nook overlooking the canal parallel to Warmoestraat. As we kissed, a senior citizen in drag blessed our union by drinking from his "holy heel."

Once he started drinking from his shoe, Joanna and I knew we both had drunk enough, and I asked, "Your place or mine?"
I was hoping she'd say hers since I was sleeping on a leaky air mattress with nothing but a radio for entertainment. 
"Let's go to mine," she suggested and I breathed a sign of relief on the way to grab the tram. Eventually we got to her apartment and sat on the balcony.
"So, you don't look 34," she uttered.
"I'm 24," I replied, not caring that she'd overheard the fact that I was much younger. When it comes to love, I've realized that it has no age. I've dated women in their 30s who had the maturity level of a 15-year-old school girl.

But our age difference didn't matter and we jumped in bed, having sex twice that night and twice the next morning. I knew the next morning I'd found someone with whom I share a wild chemistry and spirit of adventure.

What we like the most, however, is when we meet other couples and eventually they ask us how we met.
"We met at Day of Hearts; it's a drag street festival on the Zeedijk." 
Immediately people begin to wonder, and can't help but ask, "so, were you guys in drag?"

We laugh and always reply, "no, but we're working on gender-bending next year."

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Doping: It Happens More than You Think

In high school, I was on the track, bowling, cross country, wrestling, robotics, and biology team. I can say with certainty that no one in any of my teams, or another school's bowling team, was using performance enhancing drugs. As for the other teams, I can say for certainty that no 16-year-old could produce the results that I saw some of my friends at elite schools produce. 

I once asked a senior at Bronx Science with whom I'd grown up: "How the hell did you get so ripped!?"
"Steroids," he calmly responded. He would later offer me his connect, as he was surely to get a kickback from bringing new customers, but I politely declined.

I didn't decline because I was morally opposed to performance enhancing drugs, but rather because the vegan health nut in me recoiled at the dangers that these mystery substance represented to my diet.

Nonetheless, there it was, and the NYC Board of Education could probably never come up with the funds to regularly test athletes. I personally was only "tested" for wrestling, and it was only at the beginning of the wrestling season in Winter. We were told that we were only being tested for proper hydration and to make sure we weren't malnourished. All we had to do was produce a vial of pee from an unsupervised bathroom.

I know of several times when the urine was diluted or switched. It was really that easy. 

My school in the South Bronx was poor-performing and the students generally unmotivated. However, it was at high-performing, rich schools where my friends were under pressure to produce results and gain the upper hand in college admissions.

"This is your school on drugs." by Carlos Gomez
At Yale, I suspect athletes doping is rare, considering NCAA supervision. However, brain enhancing drugs are by-and-large unregulated. In fact, it was perfectly acceptable in many social circles to openly discuss Ritalin, Adderall, and the use of other hyperfocus/ADHD medication. The use of these drugs is rampant, especially before exams.

Besides the obvious medical risks that brain-enhancing drugs pose, they also provide an advantage to wealthier students who can afford these drugs. Lance Armstrong only did with his body what many of America's top-performing students do with their brains. These students, however, will be rewarded with good grades and better job prospects instead of scrutiny.

The end result? Many of America's cognitive elite are medicated, and prefer the easy route in life.