He never did manage to make it up the stairs

"We had just returned from a 36 hour long rock concert. I left him there and went to eat with a random Korean family. I returned a couple of hours later and the only thing that had changed was the amount of makgeolli inside of his bottle."

-- El Turco

He never did manage to make it up the stairs

"We had just returned from a 36 hour long rock concert. I left him there and went to eat with a random Korean family. I returned a couple of hours later and the only thing that had changed was the amount of makgeolli inside of his bottle."

-- El Turco

What's with the red brillo pad under the armpit? This is Hooker Hill, have some decency. Shave.

And the brown dude in the back: wassup with that carpet on your chest?

What's with the red brillo pad under the armpit? This is Hooker Hill, have some decency. Shave.

And the brown dude in the back: wassup with that carpet on your chest?

The Hooker Hill Midget has Died

According to rumors, he dyed his hair blond.